Dedicated to R Group
Langta, one of my closest friends in collage had a bet with me sometimes in August08 that i cant have a girl and I topped up the bet with giving it a time frame. " I Kauti, will have a girl in 100 days " with the background lightnings and other hindi movie special effects. Needless to say what happened, hundred days were over and i remained pretty much self dependent and some stuff available online.
I hope by now you might have some hint on what this post is all about. Well one of the most discussed topic among boys... why a set of boys will always remain boyz and girls will be miles away from them. The answer to " Why I never had a girlfriend"
Well such a chronic issue can not be due to a single cause.
Be truthful to yourself and read further:
You hardly look at the face of girls when you talk to them . At least you are least interested in the face.
All the jokes you know are Non veg..err.. Adult Jokes and you don't understand vegetarian jokes. All the slangs you use end with local languages most abusive word.
You have been a back bencher all your life because you never believed that anything will improve if you sit in the first bench.
The discussions with opposite sex begins , can i have this or that ..or at most do you have the notes for some crap paper.
All the English songs you know is Linkin Park and Pink Floyd . You don't understand a word of them but who cares when you have joins of grass packed and flowing.Moreover that's the only time you listen them.
In the name of dance all you know is making a circle of think alikes and shaking and shouting busting others.
You prefer to go to that corner chai shop and lit your cheap cigarette rather than Barista or CCD.
Whenever you go to a restaurant , you call the waiters by eehh... oye sun...chote... and similar stuff. ""Excuse me" is not on you dictionary.
English is just another language for you.
These are the stuff which i found very common in my friends who were, needless to mention " Never had a Girl Types"
You always sat in the last bench because believed lectures are meant for unintelligent people.
You never cared to wash your jeans which had spots of all the junk food you had over last month
But something which is more fundamental in nature, you cant stand a discussion like below even for two mins.
Boy : Hi. So what did you have in Breakfast
Girl: Bread
Boy: Dieting han?.. lolz ( god knows how can this be funny)
Girl : Nah, but actually i take wheat bread only
Boy : Actually even i had the same breakfast but , regular bread. So what did u have bread with?
Girl: Omelet
Boy : I had it with Jam
Girl : OOuch.... it even feels yukie to read " Jam"
Boy: I was sugar free...
What the Fuck... Bullshit... I cant take it... So I don't have a Girlfriend!!!.
